Things leftists hate
- Christians
- Non-union jobs
- Failure of Newsweek
- The WSJ
- Un-taxed Internet sales
- White bread
- People who ask, 'Hope for what? Change to what?'
- America as the world’s only superpower
- Term limits
- Both paper AND plastic
- Young energetic Conservatives
- Falling newspaper subscriptions
- MSNBC’s poor ratings
- Red states
- Gerrymandering
- UniteRed
- Benghazi
- Undercover Acorn Pimps
- Bestselling Conservative Books
- Small Business Owners
- People not on govt. assistance
- Nuclear weapons
- Closed borders
- Religious Charities
- Border Fence
- Racial Wealth Gap
- Cutting govt. spending
- Tax cuts
- Illegal Immigrant Sweeps
- Sherriff Joe
- Gov. Brewer
- ‘Mission Accomplished’
- disparate outcomes
- Rupert Murdoch
- Fox News
- Michelle Bachman, all GOP women
- ‘Under God’ in the pledge
- Pitt bulls
- Google Glass
- Locally controlled schools
- Assault Weapons
- Informed votes
- Pharmacists who refuse to sell Plan B
- Politically insensitive speech (this list being an example)
- Guantanamo Bay
- Waterboarding
- Right to Work
- Conservatives owning newspapers
- Paying for your own medical care
- Gas Guzzling SUV
- Strong Military
- NRA
- Kids bringing cupcakes to school
- Talk Radio
- Steak Houses
- Successful people
- Black Republican
- NASCAR
- Homeschooling
- Salt on food
- Kids running lemonade stands
- Constitutional Originalism
- McDonald’s Big Mac
- The Koch Brothers
- Flag Lapel Pins
- Wal-Mart
- The Boy Scouts
- Happily Married Mothers
- Non-Islamic Religions
- Trans-fatty foods
- Toilets that flush >1.6 gallons
- V-8 engines
- Apple Pie
- All volunteer military
- Capital Punishment
- Flat Tax
- Displaying the 10 Commandments
- 44 Oz Sodas
- Bacon
- Calling terrorists ‘Jihadis’
- Wishing someone Merry Christmas
- The mere existence of wealthy people
- Traditional Marriage
- Over-funded retirement accounts
- Gibson Guitars
- The ‘I’m Proud to be an American’ song
- Non-union Twinkies
- Defunding NPR
- 100 watt light bulbs
- The Confederate Flag
- The Debt Limit
- Patriotism
- Corporate money in elections
- Nuclear Power
- Sarah Palin
- Voter ID
- The Second Amendment
- Fracking
- American ‘Imperialism’
- Islamophobia
- Bottled water
- Toy guns
- Plastic grocery bags
- Goldfish as pets
- Horse drawn carriages in NYC
- Barbie dolls
- Crosshair symbols
- The Pledge of Allegiance
- The word "Welfare"
If you find this list helpful, let me know. It has many uses. For example, in April 2013 a group of leftist congressmen published a 'Resolution' that, in part, claimed Global Warming forces women into prostitution. I mocked this on Twitter by taking each item on this list and tweeting that it force women into prostitution. For example: 100 Watt Light Bulbs force women into prostitution.
See? Good clean snarky fun.
