Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Things Liberals Hate; a quick list of key words that un-hinge leftists

For your convenience, I've assembled a quick list of things that unhinge leftists.  Some take thought, others will cause your buddy, the liberal to convulse merely be mentioning the word or name.  'Sarah Palin' is good for this.  Casually injecting her name into the conversation will cause progressive-tards to spew hate-filled vile.  It's good for a laugh.

Things leftists hate

  • Christians
  • Non-union jobs
  • Failure of Newsweek
  • The WSJ
  • Un-taxed Internet sales
  • White bread
  • People who ask, 'Hope for what? Change to what?'
  • America as the world’s only superpower
  • Term limits
  • Both paper AND plastic
  • Young energetic Conservatives
  • Falling newspaper subscriptions
  • MSNBC’s poor ratings
  • Red states
  • Gerrymandering
  • UniteRed
  • Benghazi
  • Undercover Acorn Pimps
  • Bestselling Conservative Books
  • Small Business Owners
  • People not on govt. assistance
  • Nuclear weapons
  • Closed borders
  • Religious Charities
  • Border Fence
  • Racial Wealth Gap
  • Cutting govt. spending
  • Tax cuts
  • Illegal Immigrant Sweeps
  • Sherriff Joe
  • Gov. Brewer
  • ‘Mission Accomplished’
  • disparate outcomes
  • Rupert Murdoch
  • Fox News
  • Michelle Bachman, all GOP women
  • ‘Under God’ in the pledge
  • Pitt bulls
  • Google Glass
  • Locally controlled schools
  • Assault Weapons
  • Informed votes
  • Pharmacists who refuse to sell Plan B
  • Politically insensitive speech (this list being an example)
  • Guantanamo Bay
  • Waterboarding
  • Right to Work
  • Conservatives owning newspapers
  • Paying for your own medical care
  • Gas Guzzling SUV
  • Strong Military
  • NRA
  • Kids bringing cupcakes to school
  • Talk Radio
  • Steak Houses
  • Successful people
  • Black Republican
  • NASCAR
  • Homeschooling
  • Salt on food
  • Kids running lemonade stands
  • Constitutional Originalism
  • McDonald’s Big Mac
  • The Koch Brothers
  • Flag Lapel Pins
  • Wal-Mart
  • The Boy Scouts
  • Happily Married Mothers
  • Non-Islamic Religions
  • Trans-fatty foods
  • Toilets that flush >1.6 gallons
  • V-8 engines
  • Apple Pie
  • All volunteer military
  • Capital Punishment
  • Flat Tax
  • Displaying the 10 Commandments
  • 44 Oz Sodas
  • Bacon
  • Calling terrorists ‘Jihadis’
  • Wishing someone Merry Christmas
  • The mere existence of wealthy people
  • Traditional Marriage
  • Over-funded retirement accounts
  • Gibson Guitars
  • The ‘I’m Proud to be an American’ song
  • Non-union Twinkies
  • Defunding NPR
  • 100 watt light bulbs
  • The Confederate Flag
  • The Debt Limit
  • Patriotism
  • Corporate money in elections
  • Nuclear Power
  • Sarah Palin
  • Voter ID
  • The Second Amendment
  • Fracking
  • American ‘Imperialism’
  • Islamophobia
  • Bottled water
  • Toy guns
  • Plastic grocery bags
  • Goldfish as pets
  • Horse drawn carriages in NYC
  • Barbie dolls
  • Crosshair symbols
  • The Pledge of Allegiance
  • The word "Welfare"

 If you find this list helpful, let me know.  It has many uses.  For example, in April 2013 a group of leftist congressmen published a 'Resolution' that, in part, claimed Global Warming forces women into prostitution.  I mocked this on Twitter by taking each item on this list and tweeting that it force women into prostitution.  For example: 100 Watt Light Bulbs force women into prostitution. 

See?  Good clean snarky fun.